The Ultimate Overthinking Engine™
Making mountains out of molehills since 2025Hyper-Scenario Input System
Describe your scenario down to the molecular level
Characters: 0/∞
Complexity Score: 0
Barely Noticeable
8000
Universe-Altering
Impossibility Generation Engine
Why consider 10 outcomes when you can have 10,000?
Worst-Case Apocalypse Scenarios
Best-Case Utopia Outcomes
Quantum Possibilities
Multiverse Outcomes
Useless Analytics Dashboard
Track your magnificent waste of mental energy
Overthinking Intensity Gauge
847.3
Thoughts per minute (TPM)
Normal
Concerned
Spiraling
MAXIMUM
Decision Complexity Matrix
Simple Choice Complications
23,847
Unnecessary Variables Added
1,293
What-If Scenarios Generated
∞
Regret Possibilities Calculated
47,382
Paralysis Achievement System
First Hour of Indecision
Professional Decision Avoider
Analysis Paralysis Master
Professional Time Waster
Spiral King Supreme
Mental Energy Depletion Tracker
🧠 Overthinking
47%
😰 Anxiety
23%
🤔 Analysis
7%
Real-Time Thought Spiral Detector
SPIRAL DETECTED
Current Depth:
Level 7
Time in Spiral:
23m 47s
Escape Probability:
12.3%
Decision Avoidance Calendar
47 days
Without making any meaningful choices
Decisions Postponed:
2,847
Excuses Generated:
15,293